Haha...

Found while linking to a book in my previous post:

In Praise of Older Women

with some classics that I think you'll love, to include:

'An older woman always carries a purse full of emergency supplies. Young women go hungry and bleed to death every time there's a natural disaster.'

' An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of a herbal tea. '

' An older woman will never accuse you of "using her." She's using you. '