Everyone seems to think Africa belongs to them

Well said Mr Kington

ps. liberal do-gooders could well slot into that fold too.

ultimate satisfaction

The other day I was having a conversation with a friend about the most satisfying moments, prompted by her going on about the satisfaction generated from the passing of much needed urine. Graphic thoughts aside, I couldn't come up with a comparable example.

And so I had one today...

no, it’s not explicit.

I bought a Brie baguette from EAT today. It was scrumdidlyumptious. But the best part was to come. Three bites in and I was hit by a Basil leaf. It was absolutely amazing. Not only was I really enjoying this tasty Brie baguette but lo and behold it had Basil in it too! Totally unsuspecting, I was.

And that my dears is my favourite moment: Unsuspectingly finding Basil in an already tasty sandwich.

*EDIT* thank you anna for pointing out my sloppy writing... the above should read: 'the much needed passing of urine' and not 'the passing of much needed urine'

sounds fun either way, though, no?